Damn you trying to make us stop drinking milk or fuck cows? Next time don’t make the cows tits so bomb, ya know?

"Unsubscribe from mailing list" is a really freeing button to click

Just over 12 hours left in Canada. Yup, that's a thing I can say.

All bags under 50lbs and checked in. Basically amazing. #NZMove

YVR. Waiting to board. Plane looks clean on the outside. That's a good thing right?

Cleared customs and Immigration. Officially in country.

NZ domestic security offical: "Naw mate, you can take water. Leave those liquids in your bag it's fine" Me: "That's different then home." Official: "Long may it stay" Cool place so far.

Today I tried the electric rental scooters in town. For under 5 bucks I could feel the wind in my hair, and the pavement in my knee.

Fun fact. NZ bus drivers get to pick their own music to play on the bus.

I'll admit it. There are times in my life I've critical and judgemental of others. But, never more so than watching 10 year olds play big buck hunter at a bar. Get. Your shit. Together.

Wednesday is hard. #RealTimeChem

When the end times come. These people are #FirstToGo #RealTimeChem

Registered to vote as a Canadian living abroad. Can't wait. #CanadaVotes #CanadaElection2019

Found a burger place you might like Cassandra Stop in when you come visit?

Made 4 wrong turns on the way home. I might be tired. Note: it's only 3 turns to home.

You always hear physical fitness can make or break your hunt, but if you’re like us, you might not be in peak shape right now. Join Jimmy as he gets off the Flamin' Hot Cheetos and into the gym to be ready for action opening day. Fall is here. #vortenation #vortexoptics

Third story on Kiwi news tonight. Lime scooter rider collides with wall. Police investigating. So ya..... Nothing much going on.

Happy new year North America. About time you got to 2020. #NewZealand