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Here’s another fun fact. Independence Day was July 2nd. We only celebrate it July 4th because John Hancock signed the first signature on the Declaration of Independnece on July 4th in order to spread the word of the vote. Fifty-six men other signed the document.

Me or you?

I think you need the gag.

How is taking my shirt off a slut?

I’m not easy.

I don’t like you.

The professor is back! Who missed me?

Okay when people say Thirsty Tuesday is this what they mean? Why don’t the drink some lemonade?

“Then what does Thirsty Tuesday mean exactly.”

“Oh…OH! Gotcha. Why can’t they just say that then?”

“Those kind of people need a cold shower. Not everything is about sex. I mean yes in the history it’s all about breeding but honestly, some people shouldn’t breed now.”

“You have a point there miss..sorry I don’t know your name. But I do have extra lemonade if you want some. It’s freshly squeezed.”

“Well nice to meet you Miss Eve. I am Professor Jones. But for non students, people call me Robert.” He turns around on his heels and grabs a glass and pours her a glass of lemonade.

He laughed and took a drink of his drink. “That was a really horrible pun, EVEn for me.” He grinned like an idiot at his joke.

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