"Good evening to those who reside in Unova. Except you, White."

"If anyone is to die, rush to a Pokémon center immediately."

"Time to pay for the free pokémon I gave you."

"So, your starter Pokémon? Upsetting you would forget so easily."

". . . Oh, right. I'll still make you work."

"Stop dying?????"

". . . Aren't we all dead inside?"

"Good morning, Unova! Stay indoors today, it seems the heat is worse than yesterday."

"Drink water!"

"My, oh my. There's some unfamiliar faces around. It's a pleasure to make your presence, fellow trainers."

". . . Suh?" Slight head tilt. "Is that your name?"

"Ah, well, hello Ella. It's a pleasure to meet you. May I ask where you are from?"

Quietly puts away her Clown suit. "Drats. They said not today."

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You're grounded.

>:^(

You were going to take them away again.

Stretches. She's been up all night working.

"Oh? It seems the Pokémon professor from Galar has requested me to study the ruins lurking in the wilds. Guess it's time for a research trip."