[//] Professor Hazard (@professorhazard) 's Twitter Profile
[//] Professor Hazard

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matt (@mattxiv) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i was not under any illusions that this country was a warm and loving place for minorities but i guess i am a little taken aback by the number of people who would literally put them in a meat grinder if they thought it would save them a dollar on eggs

Miss Gender (@girldrawsghosts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

oh wowwww so you’re putting the guy who builds the self driving cars that blow up in charge of government efficiency? sure sure because he wore the hat, of course. that makes sense. wow!

oh wowwww so you’re putting the guy who builds the self driving cars that blow up in charge of government efficiency? sure sure because he wore the hat, of course. that makes sense. wow!
[//] Professor Hazard (@professorhazard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey Jimmy Wales2 Wikipedia if you want me to sign up for monthly donations make it so I hit the "paypal" button in the process and then don't have to fill in my name, address, and everything else. I know you've seen the thing where PayPal pops up and says "okay we got it from here"

[//] Professor Hazard (@professorhazard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Mrs. Eats, I just saw your Street Fighter video and I was wondering - do you have any insight as a native Japanese speaker on whether or not "Nintendo" means "leave luck to heaven" as it is often attributed? If so, how is it written/pieced together?

Timothy Beechler aka Screaming Eagle (@germantownpc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Never forget that Chuck Woolery was a MAGA POS who tweeted out constant conspiracy theories about Dems making up Covid19 to hurt the Trump economy. Until his son got it. He can go fuck himself and he ain't gonna be back 2 n 2.

[//] Professor Hazard (@professorhazard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'll be the first to admit that this is probably a terrible idea, but what if City of Flint used their undrinkable water to instead cool a power plant specifically made to power AI? The amount that it's currently in demand would surely soon pay out enough to fix their water.

[//] Professor Hazard (@professorhazard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Well Valve, you deserve to be told: thank you. No one would have been surprised at a world where TF Comics was never given a conclusion and I'm glad that fate was averted.

SungWon Cho (@prozd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i have 100%'d Balatro, 350 hours total, 194 wins, yes that means i gold-stickered every joker, this truly is one of the best games i have ever played in my entire life localthunk thank you for your gift to the world

i have 100%'d Balatro, 350 hours total, 194 wins, yes that means i gold-stickered every joker, this truly is one of the best games i have ever played in my entire life <a href="/LocalThunk/">localthunk</a> thank you for your gift to the world
Shaylyn Alia (@chemicalalia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An extremely chompy little cryptid I modeled as a drawing ref for [//] Professor Hazard of Snipe Hunt Media. I want to feed burgers and other such treats to him.