Thanks for the RT’s. Maybe now you all can hit me up with some recommendations of whom to follow? Yeah? No?

I’ve not enough bourbon to deal with you, yet, Damon. 🥃

I-I don’t think I like this new update with Twitter. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to tweet. The hangover probably isn’t helping.

— Stefan Salvatore. RP. TVD. Canon & Crack. Seasons 1&2. Humanity on. Bunny muncher. Diary writer. Football player. Tired of Damon’s shit. No comedic timing, at all. – All about Banter. – SL’s would be good. – Ships? Maybe. – RT or I’ll.. judge you.

Bring her to me tonight dark angels of my dreams. Do not let me down.

#NewProfilePic

Why does my ‘Who to follow’ advise me to follow inactive accounts? Twitter, you’re not making this easy.

Time to start raiding people’s lists...

Ok orphans, students, former students,vampires, witches, wolves, ghosts of dead girlfriends past, and other functioning alcoholics . . . Thanks for the flood of support. Family obligations are pulling me away right now but I will return DMs and mentions when I get back. 👊🏼✌🏼

There aren’t enough hours in the day. Or enough coffee.

Can you recommend something better than the sludge I’ve been making, Mallory?

Folgers he says. [casually dumps my off-brand coffee into the trash] Uhh, yeah. Maybe you could send a service over with about a gallon or two of what you drink. I’ll pay of course.

I do not! (I do but not for teenaged miscreants who are sorta under my guardianship) [Gives Elena the stink eye]

Someone remind me to get my key back from Elena and Jeremy.

Damnit, Elena.

I miss boobs in my face.

Vampire-grade, 7-inch (and 4-inch) weed cigars!! Weed rolled in a broad-leaf cannabis leaf!