That moment 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 dared me to do Snapchat.

The good old days with captain freakymaster

[Covers my eyes since I don’t need to see whatever Mia is having tonight.]

[When I see 𝓓𝒂𝒏𝒂 her fine ass in my bed.]

I miss Mia. [Huffs]

Em is being a brat.

Does this lead to hot make-up sex though?

She did say she wanted to fuck me.

Why. I know you want it.

KY! Don’t you fucking touch my dick. I’m not gay!

Good graces 𝓓𝒂𝒏𝒂 is hot. Girl we shall sin so hard.

So Mia finally cockblocked Ryder and now him and Kyden are down to fuck? Should have seen this one coming.

Hey what did I do this time?

[Climbs back in Kyden’s coffin since apparently I’m going to get killed by an angel, have a murderous vampire breathing down my neck, my ex hates me for breathing and my girlfriend is hiding.]

A happy Valentine for my lovely lady 𝓓𝒂𝒏𝒂.

#Wcw 𝓓𝒂𝒏𝒂, she showed me the beauty of life again. She keeps me anchored in my darkest times.

New header with credits to the lovely #Pareil Inactive

Wait what? Why am I getting dragged into this?

You 𝓓𝒂𝒏𝒂