// hello, there's this thing that adults have called commitments. Sometimes life happens. Deal with it or don't RP. x.com/rpmoaning/stat…

"Worried about my qualifications? I can crush a mech with my biotics or shoot its head off at 100 yards. Take your pick."

"Supportive underwear is essential during energetic missions."

"You might want to think about it next time you're 'swinging low and free', Garrus." x.com/beyondcsec/sta…

"We're not dead yet, folks."

"Did I say you had to apologise? No. I was merely.. Giving out tips to the fresh recruits." x.com/beyondcsec/sta…

"You'd be wrong." "I was designed to be simply spectacular."

"Better late than never."

"The better quote in this situating may be; 'once more into the breach'."

@RPmoaning At least that's an object that displays some degree of sentience.

"Next time I ask for something to be done, you'll meet your deadline, won't you?"

"Shore leave is almost over. I strongly suggest you go for one last soirée tonight and make the black-out one to remember."

"Complaints regarding the strength of home brewed concoctions should be directed elsewhere."

"Since I have no issues with keeping it down."

Need to get some SL's going here. Hit me up, we can plot, we can crack, there will be booze and ass kicking.

"I am in serious need of some R and R."