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I write things for money. Okay, only half of that is true. | As seen in Reductress, Buzzfeed, and making Jane Austen jokes on @Austen1stDrafts she/her

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2 years ago

I got to visit the muppet closet once and the curator presented Kermit to me like he was ready for dissection. Also, poor Bert was shoved into the corner.

I got to visit the muppet closet once and the curator presented Kermit to me like he was ready for dissection. Also, poor Bert was shoved into the corner.