Elon Musk is Lex Luthor with hair plugs.

Jordan is still the best basketball player I've ever seen play.

Remember the days when chasing down a beaten opponent and taunting them was seen as poor sportsmanship?

The gun crisis has come to Maine if it wasn't already here :(

I know politicians don't work very hard because they're all trying to work until they are 90. Self over country is the Politicians motto.

Any #nerevs fans need one? I have an extra. Comment #GreenerGoals and retweet this for your chance to win it!♻️🌊🌎 *must be following me to win* -🦊

In America, if you're too annoying, you can be summarily executed by other civillians, and they will call them a hero while they air your dirty laundry.

The speed at which Saudi Arabia managed to take over the PGA Tour feels like a preview of things to come

I'm thinking of doing a Nerds for Humanity live stream immediately after tonight's debate to go over the highlights and reactions. If this tweet gets 20 likes, I'll do it 🤓 🇺🇸📊

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As a fellow Maine Veteran I'd like to extend a clear FU to Jared Golden for Congress for calling me an elitist because I dare disagree with him. Jared Golden is wrong for Maine. We don't need more divisive rhetoric from our politicians. We need unity! Golden isn't it. #Maine #Politics

So Tommy Tuberville blocking military leadership so Republicans can install their own leadership if they gain control again is scary af.

Nancy Pelosi is the epitome of what is wrong with our political system. She is a corrupt geriatric who thinks the rules are beneath her and has proven her word is worth less than nothing. She is your typical politician and what all younger politicians aspire to be.

If you're down by 8 and you're in easy field goal range with 8 minutes to go and your defense has been playing well, you do not go for it. #Patriots

It's funny that people who self identify as Anti-Fascist are also the people who are going to vote fascists into power because of principles.

Tyreek Hill, who beat his pregnant girlfriend, thinks Patriots fans are the worst. #NFL #MiamiDolphins

Nope

How much does the US spend on aid to Ukraine? I have the data.

Elon Musk is probably a pedo.

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