The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

heres the garfield comic where jon drinks cum

Cameras are getting better and I still look like this fml

What are Oakland Raiders?

@WhiskeynGingers I'll send you some links...

@WhiskeynGingers you know me, buttercup 😜

@XandriaGallery @BaseballDo he's a BBA from a small school in DC. He knows business and and finance. Which are NOT economics.

@XandriaGallery @BaseballDo oh. Just like to reach the presidency you'd have to understand how the government works?

@XandriaGallery @BaseballDo now I don't know if you're stupid or just trolling.

Rule of thumb: don't buy jerseys of free agents. x.com/javiknows/stat…

@XandriaGallery you are guessing incorrectly. You don't have to support Cheeto Jesus to be stupid or vice versa. Not mutually exclusive.

Applebees: Our company survives because 90% of our gift cards get thrown out of car windows

Everyone hating on 2016 like you won't be trash in 2017 too. 😂

Only thing worse than the people of twitter are the tweets of twitter.

Probably shouldn't use the word "we" here. x.com/tomilahren/sta…

I prefer the type who isn't parked in front of a television Alexandra Banister

Who was that distressed cowboys fan heading into commercial? 😍

Hey Julián Castro ...run for Senate. Take Cruz's seat. We need you.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is every bit the Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Colonel Sanders hybrid one might expect.