⠀ [HISSING AT THE READER.]

⠀ [SCAMPERING UP TO @Shielded_Gem ON ALL FOURS.] ❝I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉.❞

⠀ ❝B-But 𝙇𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙨─! How am I supposed to record my logs while the machine’s unable to function in full tact?!❞

⠀ ❝. . . Of course you’d earn that repulsive *𝓼𝒕𝒂𝒓 and join forces with the enemy unironically. This is such a huge miscalculation, I hardly believe we’re one in the same.❞

⠀ ❝. . .❞ [Green cheeks glow even greener from a blush.] ❝I─ . . heh. Nyehehehe!! You’re absolutely correct! That small piece of Earth junk is no match for ME!❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ peridot facet 2F5L cut-5XG vs. peridot facet 2F5L cut-5XG. i love playing the bad guy. 💀

⠀ ❝*𝑯𝑨𝑯! 𝑵𝒚𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒆 . . this is only the beginning of the error of your ways. Have you even put our ( *𝓓𝗶𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱 ) into consideration?! The amount of resentment she must feel towards you is most likely unfathomable! You’ve made a huge mistake, Peridot!❞

⠀ [Cue the dramatic gasp! Orbs widened and merely popping out of her visage.] ❝I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SUCH A RIDICULOUS STORY! YELLOW DIAMOND WOULD’VE SHATTERED YOU ON THE SPOT IF YOU EVER CALLED HER A ‘𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗗,’ AS SHE SHOULD, YOU 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝘿!❞

⠀ >:3

⠀ !!! ❝𝙔𝙊𝙐! State your purpose.❞

⠀ ❝. . . What are 𝙮𝙤𝙪 supposed to be? If I hadn’t known any better, I’d accuse your existence of being a terrible representation of this even more terrible ROCK.❞

⠀ ❝LIES! YOUR ANSWER IS A FLAWLESS DESCRIPTION OF 𝙈𝙀!❞ [The green Gem exclaimed without hesitation . . before immediately pausing, realizing she had just blown her own cover.] ❝I-I mean . . ! *𝑯𝑨𝑯! ‘𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗲’ 𝙝𝙤𝙬? I am merely collecting intel.❞

⠀ [A 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 offended gasp.] ❝( *𝐈 ) just so happen to have been created on 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙! Far, FAR away from this revolting planet! As a loyal subject of Yellow Diamond, I would NEVER associate with a place she wants eliminated off of her star maps!❞

⠀ ❝Jasper─.❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ hi!!! :D

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ KADEEEE <3

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ GUUUUD!!! I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU SO MUCH

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ girl that’s a child.