I just found $20 in a puddle💕💕

Homer Simpson was a true baller because HOW did he afford 3 children, a detached suburban house, 2 cars, a stay at home wife and extra change for his drinking problem with absolutely NO side hustles 🤔

Paid $26,400 in a year of rent. That should be enough to tell any bank we can afford a mortgage but no because life is too expensive for a down payment. Make it make sense.

If my cat wakes me up again tonight I'm going to throw a squishmallow at him

I've been limiting my daughter's screentime to 30ish mins a day of time on her kid tablet so that on weekends we can watch movies and shows with her dad and have it be special, but the amount of work I have to put into parenting without a screen is WILD

My favorite kind of text (I live a full state away from any Bojangles)

Free coffee on a Friday tastes v nice

What the fuck

Giving birth to my second child this weekend and my pump up playlist is all old Taylor Swift

Shawn and I applied for a townhouse and if we get it I'm going to be SO happy

I ordered and paid for only 6 storage bins... They gave me 18. But I'm not complaining🤷

Why would Chick-fil-A make a cauliflower sandwich but not make it vegan????

My man just asked me why the dirty clothes were separated into piles😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

I fucking love having a newborn

he’s not new to this he’s true to this

Tove Lo is a Scorpio. I should've known

She just won the internet — hands down the best reporting on the current Iran situation.😂😭😂