Eventbrite sent a ‘feliz cinco de mayo’ email and now I know their team has no latinos.

I know this country is fucked bc I can’t tell if its easier to get a food approved by the FDC or buy a gun

People got really into Bikram for a while and then he got reallllllly into them

Why is it men with the most beautiful wives and girlfriends that be in my DMs

Stop thanking people for their military service and start asking how many civilians they k*lled instead😌

If you’re ever wondering about my emotional state, just look at my bangs

Me on a date - Me: …….. Him: …….. Me: ……..so how long have you been bald?

My mom was upset i wasn’t watching the Olympics with her So i come downstairs and shes been watching UFC for an HOUR

Is Rogan on the same stage they shot Selina?????

I wish there was a secret third person in this goddamn election

Golden Day is today! The last day to register to vote and the first day of submitting your mail in ballots! As easy as doing it online (looking it up!!) Shout out to Priya Patel (as Kamala) and Chris Ferretti✏️ (as Trump) participating on a fun ass show as part of the Art For

#TrumpIsGoingDown Town with Kamala encouraging New Yorkers to Vote😂 #DonaldTrump #cardib #beyonce #kamalaharris

😂😂😂

Juicy Jay Jurden - GREENSBORO, NC 10/3-10/4

I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.

At least Herschel Walker didn’t attend the Diddy parties like your favorite celebrities #lebronjames #jlo #Beyonce #usher #trump #kamala #Election2024

Remember to vote for your fav demon 🫡

So I went down the rabbit hole with the whole Jay Z and Diddy thing going on. Never thought ever that this man could be a predator. But what do I know. Crazy things that I found out ---- A thread