Congratulations, NI! ❤️ #TheNorthIsTODAY

IMAGINE: YOU ARE A CHILD DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU KNOCK AT MY DOOR AND DECLARE, “TRICK OR TREAT!” I REPLY SAYING, “TRICK.” YOU ARE CONFUSED. HUNDREDS OF RATS FLOOD OUT OF MY HOUSE. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THEM. YOU HAVE THE PLAGUE

FOUND: A lost unicorn at Heathrow Airport Terminal 2. Lost & Found was closed so they’re currently safe & sound in a temporary London home. Seems very well loved so would love to reunite with owner if possible. RTs appreciated! Can we make some magic happen?

Pls everyone remember to register to vote! (and ideally do not vote Tory thanks x) #RegisterToVote

‘Remnant’ for #earthdraw ✨🌎💕

Realized how many of the gifts in “the 12 days of christmas” are birds. They get so many birds. I bet the person one time years ago said they love birds and now all their friends give them birds. Imagine what their house is like. Lots of birds is what it’s like. Siri send tweet

This is awful

‘Oh that’s a lovely feature’ I exclaim, looking skyward from hell

The only endorsement that matters

Ruth Wilson as Mrs Coulter is terrifyingly good #HisDarkMaterials

People of Uxbridge, do the right thing and #VoteTheToriesOut

It might seem like things are overwhelmingly bad right now, but just remember: they are. Don’t come to me for optimism