Srsly, #millerscrossing is one of the best films ever made

Landlords are so sleazy sometimes I just want to buy a studio in the urban ghetto so I can actually ensure myself a livable unit. Why doesn't everyone wake up to this massive wealth gap and disparity?

Gee willikers, I didn't realize painting my apartment would take so much paint!

Trapped myself in my apartment until it's painted 😵‍💫 thank god for multivitamins. #beattheheat

xanax is great until the next day when you're falling asleep on your keyboard

Suck it, Mormon apologists npr.org/2024/05/22/125…

Wow I thought painting my apartment would be so cool but it's never going to end

Professional cleaners are clearing out my elderly neighbor's apartment. Stop everything and prepare for a cockroach invasion

Now I understand why people live like minimalists. I'm going to be spending the holiday doing house stuff (not butt stuff...but maybe cleaning butt stuff 😭)

How do trad wives do it? It's impossible to keep a house clean, even if you dedicate an entire weekend #jk #fake #eattherich

Stormy 4 prez 🇺🇲