.Edward Snowden Hey Ed, Nice to see you on Twitter. What you up to today? Send photos 😜

Pretty much! x.com/snowden/status…

We're counting down hours until the deadline to end bulk collection of U.S. phone call data theintercept.com/2015/10/21/nsa… 😭😫😱😩😭

.Edward Snowden Dude, do you have to spoil all our fun?

We're making a list Checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice In our database — no gift, no dice The NSA is coming to town!

We see you when you're sleeping We know when you're awake We know if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!

You better watch out! You better not cry You better not pout We're telling you why We just intercepted Santa’s list edri.org/santa-claus-co…

We've just posted our Civil Liberties and Privacy Reports — because we support both #jk nsa.gov/civil_libertie…

#SB50: Land of the Free™* *Terms and conditions may apply x.com/harpersbazaaru…

#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!

.@0xUID Very!

We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! engadget.com/2016/05/04/cia…

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

No, no, Donald J. Trump: the whole idea is that *we* get *their* emails.

If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.

👁 A walking tour of New York’s massive #surveillance network theintercept.com/2016/09/24/a-w…

Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.

Err, yeah, sorry about that. Hang tight, brb, we’ve got our top people on it. x.com/tedlieu/status…