"Sam! There's a monkey with a machine gun!" "That's crazy, Max! Everyone knows animals can't use guns!" (I actually made this a while back, keep forgetting I'm supposed to actually upload my art) #SamandMax #HitMonkey #toyphotography #Marvel #ArtistOnTwitter

Maybe the creature is just as scared of you. Because you're the one who makes the lights go out.

All the pieces are in place. There's only one thing I need you to do. Kill those meddling! Sonsabitches! IN MYSTERY INCORPORATED!

I've been playing Digimon Hackers Memory recently, and. Some of the attacks, part of the sound effect is a little bump in my left ear. Makes me think something went bump in my apartment, every time.

Sexy Prio in your area. Just the one. For all of you. I am very big.

Apparently I haven't twote at all today. I'm still alive, just been eating chicken.

Tom Bombadil must be a fucking nightmare to make conversation with. You ask him a simple question like hey Tom, how've you been? and the dude sings a 30 verse song about his wife.

Hate it when I have to walk past the wall of flesh

.Video Game Advisor

Enough of "normal" or "inverted" Just give me a prompt like "push the stick in the direction you want for looking up"

Adding Demoncrawl to the list of games where I don't realise how long I'm playing for and suddenly it's night time and I'm a starving shrivelled skeleton of a man

If I were traveling faster than the speed of light, would objects ahead of me look closer? Because my eyes are hitting photons from them sooner than they usually would?

Looks like tweetdeck finally broke on me. Been a good run, folks. Hit me up if you wanna hang out elsewhere. For now, I'm off to become a productive member of society.