in 20 years i’m gonna write and direct a tv show and include Claudette Pace's 'Desire' and then finally it will have its moment

Someone today told me Eddie Munson reminded them of me and I have never felt more complimented.

After 3 days at earth garden my boogers look like charcoal

Not my sister telling me people mosh at Harry styles concerts😭

He is the prettiest boy I have ever seen (He is unaware of my existence)

Was studying some biology and found out that the things at the bottom of the grinder are actually hair like structures called trichomes which help reduce water loss in the marijuana plant. The more you know!

Gonna inject anti perspirant into my veins maybe that way it'll work

Gonna shove my chemistry notes up my ass so I can absorb their material like a suppository

I wouldn't love you if you where a worm, annelid, nematode, platyhelminthes or otherwise

I can feel my id and superego having fist fights in my brain

What's your favourite colour? I hate when friends get into a relationship and forget about your existence, mine is red❤

Metallica live today gonna go ballistic

*5 minutes after stepping into the festival* Missieri: Hawn tal-ostja ghax nista inboss kemm irrid u hadd ma jinduna

This summer I am truly Livin la vida loca

Never as a woman her age, a man his salary and a coffee shop worker about their bowel movements.

how to get drunk with out drinking

Bitter lemon is the best soft drink and no one can convince me otherwise

This is how Jujutsu Kaisen fights look to normal people

Imnalla ma rajtx dal episode m ommi