That poor handsome man next to her 😭

We’re on decade three of a school shooting crisis that only happens in this country. If you survive a shooting, a guy selling supplements tells you you’re being whiny about it and Congresspeople literally say they can’t fix it. Ignoring politics seems like a rational response.

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Gangé tho 👀

The Barbie’s being presidents, lawyers, Nobel peace winners, Doctors etc…. And the Kens being ken 😭

The best thing about my Twitter timeline now is seeing tweets I don’t want to see from accounts I don’t follow about things I don’t care about

Just to recap where we are: We've got a majority of Dems who think judges shouldn't take bribes and homeless people shouldn't be choked to death. But a majority of GOPers who think both things are cool. And a bunch of people who somehow can't decide and need more information.

Trivia on 'trivia' In ancient Rome, a trivium was an intersection of three roads (tri, "three" + vium, road). According to the Romans, when people met at a trivium, they would discuss trivialis ("inconsequential things") - which eventually helped give trivia its modern meaning.

"I have given you endless approval and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken." Who needs therapy when you can just watch #SuccessionHBO !

I'm not angry, I'm grouchy. There's a difference.

Coco Jones' "ICU" is the mood

Remember the Derek Fisher 0.4 shot? Do you remember that playoff series? The Spurs won Games 1 and 2 at home by double digits. The series was over. The Spurs were winning in 4 or 5. What happened? The Lakers won back-to-back at home, stole Game 5 thanks to Fisher, and won in 6.

I canNOT with these "Good As Gold" UberOne commercials 💀 #Scandoval #vprfinale

I was not aware that there is an incredibly beautiful rendition of the National Anthem by Jose Feliciano. ...yes, this means I'm doing that weird thing again where I spiral by watching different versions of the National Anthem 🥴

This is so Jimmy Pesto.

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It's Cancer season, which explains why I am in such a bad mood today 😫

My GIRL 💕💕💕

back to work tomorrow after 10 days off

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