The female hominid has put this clutter (for Easter, apparently) on top of my sushi bar and had the audacity to tell me “NO!” when I tapped an egg. As soon as she stops watching me, the rabbit gets it! #cats #CatsOfTwitter #Easter #EasterBunny

“Up into the (ornamental) cherry tree, who should climb but little me”, said Robert Louis Stevenson. And more recently, me! Happy #Caturday to all ❤️

Hope you have all had a Happy Easter - mine has been wretched as all hominids went away to visit grandparents and I have been stuck inside with only automatic cat feeders for company.Hominids are back now though and all are happy to see me so I am gracing them with my presence 😺

It doesn’t matter what species, males always ruin relationships by talking too much! #cats #CatsOfTwitter

Happy #Caturday friends! I am taking it easy, as, I hope, are you. #cats #CatsOfTwitter

Is it just me or is sleeping behind a door incredibly comfortable? #cats #CatsofTwittter #calico

The female hominid found one of my predecessor’s toys today. She had hidden it away when his eyesight faded. She gave it to me and I love it! I know she still misses him but I am glad to be here now and I know all the hominids are v happy to have me #AdoptDontShop #CatsAreFamily

The hominids like playing #boardgames - and so do I! (Also, check out the female hominid’s t-shirt…a gift from my black-cat predecessor) #CatsAreFamily #cats #CatsOfTwitter

Happy #CaturdayEve and #Friyay ! I have taken my rightful place on the hominids’ dining room table to enjoy supper with them

Happy #Caturday to everyone and everything except this duck weed, which is stopping me from catching the stickleback fish in the pond. #garden #pond #cats #CatsOfTwitter #fish

Happy #Caturday ! It is a bit too hot for me in my beautiful fur coat though. Tried sheltering in the little hairless ape’s wigwam but it is no use #cats #CatsOfTwitter #heatwave

It is no fun being a long furred feline in this weather. I am hiding from the heat on the dining room table. Too exhausted even to shout for a hominid to groom my beautiful tail #cats #CatsOfTwitter #heatwave

Happy Caturday! Not so happy in this household as it is raining so I am stuck inside with the hominids. #Caturday #cats #CatsAreFamily

The humans are attempting a romantic meal. Don’t worry, I WILL scupper it 😼 #CaturdayEve #CatsAreFamily #AdoptDontShop

My sushi bar has been restocked after strangely becoming somewhat depleted whilst the humans were away for a couple of nights. Note my beautiful tail behind the tank. Belated #Caturday #CaturdayBoost #Cat

Happy #Caturday ! Keeping my sushi bar takes lots of effort #cats #CatsAreFamily #CatsOfTwitter #AdoptDontShop

I hate turkey, and Alaskan salmon and even the expensive Sheba rubbish that Santa brought me. Any ideas what I should be demanding from my humans? The male is particularly weak and willing to give into my demands so please feel free to suggest away ££££

The hominids have returned from holiday. I was abandoned (albeit with a cat sitter, who was really nice). Sooo nice to be out in the garden again though #cats #AdoptDontShop #CatsOfTwitter

#BankHolidayWeekend here in the #UK and of course it is rainy, so I am stuck inside with the hominids, sitting inside a leaking conservatory. Do I look happy? Actually, yes, this is my happy face!

Happy #caturday to everyone except the 2 #bluetits to whom I rented the bird box (behind me). They said it was just the 2 of them, then they had chicks, and now they have all flown away without paying rent 😾Being a slum landlord is exhausting #catsoftwitter #cats