babe stop, this isn't like you!!

anyone else get a bit of a gay vibe

She's setting up a pointed storyline about heteronormativity: M*tty goes to Eras, hold hands out to eat: dating. Gigi goes to Eras, hold hands at dinner: friends. Out to dinner, walking out arm in arm, gets in a car with Sophie: friends. Goes to game, gets in car w Kelce: dating.

No this is

do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?

Watching not-gaylors make progressively long lists of songs that they recognize as queer until it approaches her entire discography like

all of us watching these football games just to see taylor swift 😭

you have pet the cat

this being 7 years ago today and now she’s kissing that potato cop’s cheek, but posting a vid with jack “i love working with gay women” antonoff while wearing the kaylor anniversary locket ? WHAT MORE DOES SHE WANT FROM ME, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ALREADY

The only funny hetlor 💀

YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone

House down boots

seatbelts everyone!!!

They're doing the meme.