Nigerian employers like good things😅 "7 years experience in the industry", "Proven track record of excellence", "Dedication to task" When it reach time for salary, you go see funny figures proudly labelled as "Competitive" as per you and the salary go dey compete with poverty😭

All I want is just one good paying firm to take a chance with me and see my mad potentials🥹 I go too invest in the firm with my work rates eh🥺

This proposed 2-year compulsory pupillage raises key questions: (1) Will it include NYSC or be separate? If separate, law becomes a 9yrs course higher than other professional pathways. (2) How will firms cope when many can’t even take NYSC associates due to space and resources?

Negativity and spirituality thrive in countries like Nigeria. So when parents say, “I had a bad dream, don’t travel,” it only matches existing risks: bad roads, poorly maintained vehicles, incompetent drivers, and almost no emergency response system. Reality, not prophecy. 💀

Your HR sent you a link for anonymous feedback on the company, you clicked it and entered your email having your name in order to be able to fill the form. Now you are wondering why your boss you wrote about in the feedback is giving you side eyes?😅

Same😭 Who love help?

Another category of mental illness is sending Ai photos of yourself when people ask for your picture for professional use or for identification 🤦

When I called some of our content creators; the ambassadors of anti-intellectualism, I was called a hater 😅 Now that a more exposed, travelled creator has come to Nigeria, the contrast is embarrassing. We made fools famous and now there’s nothing meaningful to show the world 🤦

Once I hear "My husband woke up this ", "My husband said he was craving", "The king over my life said he wanted", "Join as a mother of 3 as I cook", "Things I cook for my husband as a mother of", "I woke up as early as 4am to" on Tiktok Gbam, I scroll once😅

Please let's do something 😭😭Help my life, I don't want to continue staying at home o

As a lawyer, If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the facts and the law are against you, argue procedure. If procedure, law and facts are against you, argument with logic or sentiment 🤷🏾‍♂️ Just argue😅

How Nigerians suddenly don't understand English language the moment you give them a court process needs to be studied 😅

Then if you want to do the "groanings which cannot be uttered" that Romans 8:26 talks about, then read Corporate Law Practice (from S A Badmus material)😅

"Competitive Salary" "Attractive Pay" "Industry standard renumeration" "Good pay" "Huge stipend" Motherfuckers will use all the adjectives known to English language instead of just putting the damn figure in the job advert🤦

Seems some people got their blue ticks on Twitter from exchanging their IQ cus the kind of things some of y'all tweet eh🤦 Even if it is for clout or engagement to get some Elon money, it still reeks of low IQ💀

When Peter Obi is counting his properties in Nigeria, he shouldn’t forget the 3-storey building sitting rent-free in Reno Omokri’s head 😭 The obsession Reno has, is starting to look romantic at this point😂. Even Seun (Channels TV) had to ask why he seems so fixated on Obi 🤦

Hot take: Tyla could win another Grammy next year with her song “Chanel.” 👀 The song is fully English, went viral on TikTok, had a global dance wave and it name-drops a powerhouse luxury brand. With the right industry push, that African category isn’t out of reach again for her

It has to be between the day I become the first art student to appointed senior prefect of a public school with over 4,000 students OR the day I got double awards for being the overall best student in Maths and English in the entire school (as an art student)😂...Good times 🥹

We really need a law to regulate employment in Nigeria. Mandate salary disclosure — “competitive salary” is nonsense. Job requirements should match the role, why must an NYSC associate know Canva? And why 3 tests, articles, video pitch & interview for jobs paying less than 700k?

Headboy😂 Cus I was senior prefect but due to printing error, the badge had head boy written on it