Why...are...these...stupid...kids...listening...outside...their...parents'....door?

Even in today’s world of objective stupidity, I can’t believe anyone takes anything this fucking douchebag says seriously.

Gerrit Cole is a great pitcher and by outward appearances, seems like a good guy. But he does some things that are absolute cringe. #Yankees #MLB

Whoever is writing this novel we’re in is an asshole. (It’s not me. Shut up.)

Honestly, I think Stephen Jones, not Jerry, is running things in Dallas. #Cowboys

Steve Garvey should’ve been in the Hall of Fame years ago. #MLB #Dodgers #Padres

Davey Johnson said he hated trading him because he was just getting accustomed to closing. #Mets

This broadcaster/owner thing isn’t gonna work. And it shouldn’t. #NFL

That ain’t Melania.

I’m watching cooking shows on PBS. Then I’m gonna watch The Rockford Files.

Juan Soto had the best year of his career in pinstripes and if he leaves, the #Yankees, their propaganda wing and the fans are gonna shit all over him. #MLB