I thought this was common knowledge by now...

i have 2 hands. one is for alfonse the other is for ren. 🥰

["Where's Alfonse been?"] Busy doing stuff. *@AzureAngeI is stuff.*

...they've heard it for months...

Oh hey. ...when are you coming to Askr, Joker?

...you've. Already snuck in. Haven't you.

honey why is my orb chest empty-

(: I’m in disguise most days

...huh. Alright then.

> is trying to convince alfonse to make pineapple on pizza actually illegal by askran law. > she has not yet succeeded

...we've discussed this at every table gathering...

It's not going to pass.

*He pales.* Please do not...

brave alfonse merge race winner gets the marriage rights. @direbreidablik

I-I'm not a trophy husband!!

*He's very red in the face.* Surely there are others more deserving than myself.

"Now if you'll excuse us alfonse and I will be unavailable for the rest of the night because I'll be busy.... .... ...congratulating him ~ " ❤️

...gods, I'm sure he's enjoying the spectacle from his retirement. But. *Oh my god, he's redder than an out-of-breath Feh.*

[Where's that George Michael music.]

If... if you insist, Sharena. (I don't know about this, but. Perhaps.)