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The Prime Number Few

@primenumberfew

Ridiculously good translations.
Shenanigans & assorted frippery.
Kobudo.
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calendar_today02-11-2013 15:33:40

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The Prime Number Few(@primenumberfew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I didn't co-sleep with my dog I'd have significantly more suicidal episodes though, so I'll take it...

...after I've looked at the basis for this, with some annoyance, because no sources again.

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I was a teenager in the 1990s and I'm almost, but not entirely certain that about 90% of the bands mentioned in this thread are made up.

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Giulio Mattioli(@giulio_mattioli) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Brilliant. Italian TV satirical programme organises an all-female roundtable to discuss 'SUVs and male impotence', in response to the (non-satirical) programme that featured an all-male panel to discuss abortion

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Uni of Reading(@UniofReading) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sorry to rain on your parade The Telegraph

1. We haven't issued a denial
2. We aren't cloud seeding in UAE
3. Our weather and climate scientists are providing evidence-based comments to explain what happened
4. Read more from them at rdg.ac/49GVsW3
5. Jog on

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The Prime Number Few(@primenumberfew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Expected a load of nonsense, but: nailed it. Would even add that the springform is a bit of luxury for if you think the eaters of your cakes will care about geometrical shape. Otherwise, get two 8x8' squares, they stack.

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Worst Journey Graphic Novel(@WorstJourneyGN) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who here would be interested in a book of rarely seen and never-before-published Terra Nova photos and pictures? Asking for a friend.

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The Prime Number Few(@primenumberfew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ihr könnt umgangssprachlich ja machen was ihr wollt, ihr Süßen, aber ich muss es trotzdem sagen:

Pink wird nicht gebeugt, Bitches.

Es sind pink Trikots, nicht pinke.
Es ist pink Farbe, nicht pinke.

Pink ist sogar grammatikalisch stärker als die Farben, die ihr wollt.

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David Quantick(@quantick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BLOODNOK: There! The mighty ape monster King Kong sleeps.
SEAGOON: Seems a shame to disturb his idyll.
BLOODNOK: Don't worry, Neddy, this hypodermic dart will keep him under.
SEAGOON: Really?
BLOODNOK: Yes. It's a King Kong idyll hypo.

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The Prime Number Few(@primenumberfew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are only two ways that you can end up this warped: you're an absolute monster, or you're a follower of an Abrahamic religion. Or both.

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💙 Jillian Hurley(@JillianMHurley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was a 12-year-old, my mother, a registered nurse at a local hospital, came home with a knot on her head and very distressed.

She had fainted during a delivery of a baby, to an elementary school girl.

She was a veteran but said it “tore the child apart”

So f@ck you,…

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