crazy? i was crazy once

my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after

This is the most Florida thing I've ever seen

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I am once again telling you all to watch Hell's Paradise

"I can prey on teenagers without anyone else's help" is a crazy defense lmfao

What unfathomable moron said "I know what will get people excited for the expansion! sending them back to the most hated thing we've ever created, The maw!" if you haven't unlocked it then guess what? you've got to fucking run around on foot like when it first released

“They live in marshes, naked, without shoes, sharing their women and rearing all the children in common. They endure hunger, cold, and hardship exceedingly well. They will plunge into swamps and remain there for days, with only their heads above water.” ~ Cassius Dio describing

Arena players who spend 18 hours a day killing each other:

This iteration of survival hunter is the most fun I've had in years

Classic players will start on a fresh server every few months and do the exact same thing over and over again for years at a time then look you dead in the eye and tell you retail is too seasonal lmfaooo

God I love this app

La concha de la lora me va a salir un ojo de la cara el arreglo de la pared lpm

Woof woof

Word of the day is macroverbumsciolist which is a person who pretends to know a word then secretly looks it up