Being an adult is weird. You know you have responsibilities and should save money, but you just want to lay there, watch Netflix, and buy too much off amazon.

Anyone work nightshift and have tips on how to be a functioning human being?

Does anyone else feel like they’re too old for basically everything, but haven’t even hit 30 yet? 😂

Where can I get a formal gown for a wedding that isn’t going to break the bank?

Does anyone else buy all these cute outfits, only to wear the same old sweats and oversized tee on the reg?

To explain how boring my life currently is, my dilemma right now is getting my nails done tomorrow or risking one cracking and waiting til later in the week.

I can’t get behind these “fitness gurus” trying to sell vitamins and powders to people. If you truly eat right, you’ll get all of the vitamins and nutrients you need.

Everyone is just always trying to sell something these days 🥴

I’m at the age where I’m content with everything and don’t need anything.... except a damn engagement ring 😐

Always buying way too much for one occasion. Where’s the closest shopping addict support group??

Are any other 20-somethings ready to change the boomer’s shitty holiday traditions? 🙋‍♀️

Holidays aren’t fun when they’re spent stressed. Going to too many places and worrying about buying gifts is stressful and not the point of the holidays. #MicDrop

So you’re telling me Hawaiian bread and spinach artichoke dip is NOT a food group??

Getting married doesn’t fix a toxic relationship. Having a kid doesn’t fix a shitty relationship. Some things just can’t be “fixed” and know there’s more to life than suffering.

I DO NOT understand when people can’t manage to park between the lines in a parking lot/garage/etc.

I wish wedge sneakers would disappear forever

The general public is so quick to clap at nurses and doctors who say things that are straight forward, sarcastic, and with little filter. But they’re the same ones wearing masks on a plane and having unprotected sex ☕️

Hand hygiene and covering your mouth and nose when couching/sneezing WILL protect you from the flu and ~corona virus~. So stop wearing stupid face masks and wash your damn hands, ya nasty.

Hello old friend, we meet again.

Hello! This is your weekly reminder that the world doesn’t revolve around you, so be a decent human and wear a mask. 😁