tell a white dude you haven’t seen Step Brothers and he looks at you like you committed war crimes

fuck udder

i’m not saying “lol” anymore i’m saying “laugh out loud” i got time to type it out

yoooo i remember walking that stage it was fucking magical and everyone got laid lol sucks u gotta miss it tho

We typically have positive and encouraging words when tweeting the final score after losses. Or some kind of clever approach. Not tonight. We lost 23-5. It sucked. Good night.

2020, can you not

Remember kids don’t have sex 👍🏾.

I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

I’ve been through the desert on a

Planet of the Bass - Official Music Video (feat. Ms. Biljana Electronica) youtu.be/S-OgkNgxm3k