365/365 🙂‍↕️

Calling my sister to get her opinion on something I have already decided on: (I still want her involved just in case something goes wrong)

“I’m staying for the kids” The kids:

I quit my job today 🤭😂

I’m the only person that miss breezes? Yall don’t make a big enough deal about it 😭

Idk why this so funny to me 😭😂

My bookmarks flithy man 😩

The child gone end up on social media asking dùmbass questions like this.

She looks fucking phenomenal!!

bitches be terrible friends but a great dummy for a nigga .

I didn’t sleep well at all 😩 as soon as I get home I’m going to sleep

Only grace I got is for children

THEY TOLD US SHE’D NEVER RETURN. CALLED US FOOLS ! SAID YOU CAN’T CURSE YOUR BOSS OUT IN THE LOBBY OF THE REGENCY HOTEL TELLING EVERYONE HE’S A COKE HEAD AND GET YOUR JOB BACK ! BUT THIS IS THE HOUSE LINNETHIA MONIQUE JOHNSON LEAKS BUILT! WE ARE SO BACK ! #RHOA

My face when someone watches videos at full volume near me

This is all the information I need to not be a criminal.

Me when I tell myself I'll stop scrolling at 1:00 but it's 1:02 so now l have to wait until 1:30

I want to have a galentines so bad but my best friends don’t like each other 😔

Gettin pregnant off a one night stand and keeping the baby is completely outrageous. 🤣🌚🫴🏽

The cheater and the one who picks losers? Give me zero