I know when you're sleeping; I know the things you're dreaming, and I know you will never give up and die.

Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!

You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot.

I love it when you're weeping; even death can't stop this feeling!

So crooked, he could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews.

You’ve got the spark, kid. Don’t let this world snuff it out. Keep it burning, and you’ll light the way for others.

Be silent, keep your forked tongue behind its teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.

You aren't the only one. You aren't even one in a million. You're expendable. You work for me and you die for me. So die, boy, die.

I didn't know until I walked you home that I feel the way I do, and I don't care what the neighbors say; I always will be true.

Lady Justice might be blind, but so am I!

Maybe you're meant to be mine; maybe I'm only supposed to stay in your arms a while, as others have done.

Humanity is capable of angelic kindness and demonic cruelty.

Looks like your prophet was mistaken. Is life really gone or just been wasted?

Maybe it happens this way. Maybe we really belong together, but after all, how little we know.

💭 Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Here's my story; it's sad but true. It's about a girl that I once knew. She took my love and then ran around with every single guy in town.

One twitchy idiot and six warning shots

I'm just drivin' nails in my coffin every time I drink a bottle of booze.

I'm telling you it's not a trick; pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.

Well now I'm sick, sober, and sorry; broke, disgusted, and sad, but look at the fun that I had.