when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

No matter how touching the story is, omo consultation fees first o 😹

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Arteta thinks he’s Avon Barksdale

I don use the apology power my fridge like this. An incompetent buffoon.

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

Let’s get it ZTTW SHOP

Interesting how wars are named after the country attacked: Vietnam War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, Iran War... That's because if they were named after the attacker, it would be too confusing, since 80% of conflicts would be called the US war.

the thing about mirroring people’s behaviour (back to them) is that they still won’t recognize themselves in it. they’ll only focus on what you’re doing to them—even though it’s exactly what they’ve done to you.

"Your siblings enemies are not yours" That one na for your house o.

It was so 'great' that it made 5 million people immediately stop watching forever.

I swear 50% of societal issues are because parents just refuse to have potentially uncomfortable conversations with their children and have for generations.

Spellgage She was clearly tired of being a mom but that cat wasn’t falling for it.

I feel like a lot of ppl who dedicate their accounts to football haven’t actually played it cause.. huh?

too much of an experience to settle for that cat and mouse gimmick

i started brushing my teeth with my non dominant hand to create new neural pathways, sync brain hemispheres, etc and i swear it’s doing something. it stops being annoying after a week or so.

Just watched Roofman, so foolish😭

Lmao Pep go drink water