ouhhh husbant. you were never supposed to figure out I was a Chinese spy. you're too smart for your own good. I rove you. goodbye.

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who’s the ceo?

Maldito sea el día en el Cristóbal Colon puso un pie en esa selva que a día de hoy es latinoamerica

the airport is a lawless place that is free from judgement

imagine your edible kicking in as soon as you reach this part of this exhibit

they’re really chasing a batman villain😭

How tf does that happen x.com/JosephF6271020…

Me after finding out they arrested Luigi Mangione

Esta captura tendría que estar en un museo enmarcada.

He’s up 1 million hoes in a matter of 3 days and can’t hit any of em bc he’s in jail. Worse than the death penalty.

Pssy so good there’s no point in living after

they turning that shit into Arkham Asylum

Elon gotta stop doing fuckshit bro my doge is going down so much

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Can someone make an album version of cartis without swamp izzo on that bitch pls I hate this man

This nigga Trump really said his New Year's resolution was peace on Earth, then went to war with Venezuela the following day

When I pop a zit it feels like I created more storage space in my body

Why does liberty mutual have a chokehold on ads bro I know those ads by heart now