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Jocelyn 🪶 ⸆⸉ ⎕

@presumptiveflow

I mostly tweet about Taylor Swift, The 1975, DMB, and how much I don’t like Republicans and evangelicals.

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calendar_today27-05-2015 04:08:37

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These takes make me sad because it’s the insinuation that you can’t be a fan of Taylor’s unless you slop up to the trough regardless of what she throws in it and that’s just not true

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People who consume art for art’s sake don’t give a fuck about how it did on the charts. The charts mean nothing because we have ears and working brains to help us form our opinions. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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I’ve been a Taylor fan since ‘Red’ and I don’t need either of those things to recognize meaningful lyrics. I just need my own ability to hear/read to know that TLOAS was phoned in in a way none of her other albums ever were. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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It always cracks me up how confused Swifties get when Taylor does something normal people also do (have a job while planning a wedding) considering Taylor is a billionaire and can afford all the help in the world. It’s not like she is making her own centerpieces. Be serious.

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Is the “against everyone’s wishes” in the room with us right now? Parasocial freaks who hate Matty are still banging around this site like it’s 2023…

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Where did you get him hating Taylor out of this? I swear to god either none of you can read or you’re the dumbest engagement farmers on the planet. Pick one.

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My favorite part is at the very end of this article where he tries to do a works cited of his new, made-up aesthetic as if anyone besides him is ever going to use it.

My favorite part is at the very end of this article where he tries to do a works cited of his new, made-up aesthetic as if anyone besides him is ever going to use it.