girl you bring out the redditor in me

Comedian: you know when you swipe left on an ugly girl and tinder says “you just missed a match?” Buddy, I just dodged a bullet! Me, standing up and approaching the stage: you can’t say that

you will never be my chemical romance

business media has done a good job convincing the public that service workers are being replaced by kiosk and QR but waiters and cashiers aren’t being replaced by kiosk and QR, they’re being replaced by you. You’re just scanning and doing data entry for them to cut labor costs

bitch Elon Musk

much love to comedy fans but most stand up sets sound like quirky sayings pulled directly from crocheted etsy coasters

die Elon Musk

"The Downfall of Walter White" video essay just posted by your fav YouTuber cherry bepsi 😌❤️ youtu.be/H7KdpGuwJJU

she's the funniest person alive

sauron if he had Alexandria's Genesis

SOMEONE SAY SIKE?

Just remembering when they said this scene looks like a waterbirth

You actively made jokes when domestic violence was the topic at hand let’s not play coy on the fact that you’ve been nasty pre and post that trial Hasan

paw patrol is grooming your kids to view dogs as people. and that is just bringing us one step closer to someone wanting to marry their dog one day. this is the future conservatives want