::] That was in fact one of the worst pinned tweets I've made. I'm so upset there is barely any pictures of Shikaku. S m h.

Where is my troublesome son at?

For somebody as smart as you are you sure are slow, Shikamaru. x.com/LazyByNatureTe…

Hey, now. I can still sit your ass in a corner. I'm sure that would be an interesting topic conversation for you and your friends to talk about. x.com/LazyByNatureTe…

|A slender brow brow rose. Was his son really trying to play this game with him?| You can do that, but your mother isn't here, is she? |And speaking of teasing| . . .who's that blonde girl you seem so close with? x.com/LazyByNatureTe…

Don't set yourself for disappointment, Shikamaru. For the time being it's father-son bonding time. |Cue the rough and sudden hand connecting with the boys shoulder.| x.com/LazyByNatureTe…

I just want to know what's going on in my son's life. If he's eating well, getting any excersizes or if he's just laying around all day.. y'know. |Oh, he was always up to something.| x.com/LazyByNatureTe…

It appears like I accidentally slept through April 1st. . .and Easter. |The man couldn't find it in him to feel sorry one bit. His 'nap' was much needed.|