remember when Cardi B. 😂

you here on purpose

Also… abolish family vloggers. Yes. All of them.

my hot take is that sagging can actually be very sexy if done correctly. when black men + black masculine ppl sag as a clearly intentional stylistic choice, i think it’s hot. not all the time but def sometimes

too many nail techs and hair stylists are trying to be influencers instead of focusing on client retention. They be charging 175 for nails and 300 for some stitch braids and wonder why they don't have regulars

Granny's face she got snitched on 😂

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

One reason we are all sadder and lonelier is that balconies are essentially disappearing from contemporary architecture. They are becoming less common, smaller, or more symbolic than functional.

My biggest boomer take is WHY ARE THERE APPS FOR EVERYTHING????? Like why are you redirecting me from your website to an app just to buy one thing? I’m no longer interested.

is it out of the realm of possibility of a recession so bad happening that everyone stops paying for streaming services and reverts back to physical media so hard it causes the Blockbuster boom to return.

What ? That’s so weird that you guys think like that. The other day, someone said that if you have a man, you shouldn’t be asking your dad for anything…. My dad is my dad. He was never giving me life so that another can take it. He will always be what he is ! Dad.

btw did y'all know I can suck my own titties

Actually I think them allowing their kids to be kids will make the kids grow curious &a lot of respect for their culture. You cannot buy kids expensive daily clothes &then cry when there are grape stains on it. They still pray and practice but they’re kids 1st !

i hate having my earlobes sucked like what are u tryna prove i know dat taste like earring backs

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