I think Vijay gives acting classes to his supporters

Don't take up sports. You might be the richest person in the country, but that one sport will leave you like this

Mithun da looks like Chris Gayle nowadays.

TN Governor to Vijay

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

nigga your cat scratched you cause it thinks ur a salmon 😭

Bro Bowled better Than Jaspreet Bumrah and Batted better than Virat Kohli in a Single match

IPL fans when: 200+matches 160ish matches

He can replace 💀 emoji

I request govt employees, MLAs, corporators, babus and other ghooskhors of this great nation to donate all the gold hoarded over the last 78 years to the RBI immediately. Come forward if you truly love your country.

the version of you that keeps going even when it's hard? that's the one worth becoming.

Given that Nepal gdp is around 45bn and Mumbai gdp is about 310 billion, someone with equal stature to Nepal PM would be Bandra ward ka MLA. Maybe that’s what he’s asking for.

If you're unemployed, you tick all the boxes: ✅ Will stay at home and save fuel ✅ No money to buy gold ✅ Can't take foreign vacations

the funny thing about this country is that they think their abroad visit is the same as the prime minister’s visit

bruh really thought he could overshadow rohit sharma 😭

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

Talked to a friend in Germany. He is saying fuel prices have gone 40% high. We have entitled folks who curse the government despite it tried to absorb price fluctuations. Such entitlement is extraordinary.

"why is our pm traveling to foreign countries if he's asked us to try not to travel" is the level of low critical thinking skills we're going to deal w for a while now? god bless twitter

Indians don't really like trekking unless there’s a temple at the peak

India is very emotional coutnry, If you question or criticize any big guy, politician, bollywood stars even random famous person then half of the people are ready to defend them like they are their second father, strange.