They lied. What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger. It traumatizes you and leaves you hypervigilant for years.

No church has ever held prayers for low sp€rm count…..it’s only barren women.

"Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say,"I got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need."

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

Me, calculating how much money I will have left after buying the things I need😔

You haven’t lost your spark, you just need some money

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

Plz Congratulate me.. I just bought myself a brand new 2026 King James Bible version, Satan you're finished 😎

“Wow he was invited to the Louvre?” No, he just went on his own and sat outside. “But he was there for a chess tournament right?” No, there was no chess tournament. “Ok… but surely he’s a great and noted chess player?” No, he doesn’t even rank in the top 25 in Nigeria.

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

me opening twitter every morning like it’s a newspaper

Peace & USDT be unto me

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

"Elect me so that I can finish what I started"

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

Sorry. Terrorists are Muslims.

Joy Is Coming

"They seized my baby and sliced him in two with a knife. My second child woke up ... They split his head with a machete." THIS IS THE REALITY FOR NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS. When will the world wake up?!