But when I peer at the Sun up above, it occurs to me… What if I am seen as a laughing stock, as a blind fool without reason?

Finally, I have found it, I have-! My very own sun... I am the sun! I've done it- I have- Yes, I did it... I did! Ohh, ohhh- Hrgrraaaooogh!

Now just say a prayer at the Altar of Sunlight, right there. Then you shall know the brilliance of our Sun.

We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land. The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.

Oh! Magnificent! I knew you would fancy it! Then, join the Covenant! Here, stay still for a moment… And there we are.

But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!

[…] Why? […] Why...? After all this searching, I still cannot find it...

Finally, I have found it, I have-! My very own sun... I am the sun! I've done it- I have- Yes, I did it... I did! Ohh, ohhh- Hrgrraaaooogh!

Finally, I have found it, I have-! My very own sun... I am the sun! I've done it- I have- Yes, I did it... I did! Ohh, ohhh- Hrgrraaaooogh!

But, use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation!

Yes, well, each has one's beliefs. But if you change your mind, the offer is open.

We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land. The flow of time itself is convoluted, with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.

Ahh, it's over... My sun... it's setting... It's dark, so dark...

[…] Do you find that strange? Well, you should! No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time! Hah hah hah!

But I cannot give up. I became Undead to pursue this!

You've a strong arm, strong faith, and most importantly, a strong heart. I am in awe, really. Yes, yes…

Now that I am Undead, I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn, to seek my very own sun!

This pleases me greatly! Well then, take this.

Hmm! Ah, oh… hello there. Forgive me, I was just pondering… about my poor fortune.

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