"TIK TOK, ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP—" Good thing he was already twerking.

// me, coming back anywhere: :D seconds later: yyyyyyeah nevermind

Hell yeah, gimme those singles, ho!

Wait, really?! I can buy so many overpriced coffees with this.

I'm getting paid twenties to twerk, the world is quite literally my oyster.

// me, half sobbing into a glass of bourbon: yeet

Why are you carrying $1,000 in 20s?

DO YOU USUALLY CARRY MORE!?

...are you some sort of spy?

Not if you were freelance, consider yourself checkmated.

My wrist stings at the very thought. Sign me up.

Already am.

// SHAI HULUD

Hnnnn—

Hell to the maybe.

Yes, ma'am.

// I fully encourage you to read, at the very least, Messiah, Children, and God Emperor, they're all just 👌

// I USE THIS FOR A STAR WARS OC WHO'S A VICIOUS LITTLE SHIT

// spicy, we truly do love to see it 👁️👄👁️

// I'm logging out of here too, folks, sorry catch you on the flip side, maybe.