( SPRINTING )

L E A P I N G

Dude you’re not gonna fucking believe it

Ok so basically I ( a truck runs me over )

Oh, but how he /laughs/, Hades. An arm thrown enthusiastically over his shoulder, with not a care for the mess left in his wake—There is so little time in the world to worry over spilled coffee. 　“ Full glad am I to see you too! “

“ On the contrary, I would have it no other way! “ 　He waxes poetry as easily as he might swing a sword; Dramatically, Achilles goes limp, a wrist draped over his forehead. “ My heart leaps and bounds at the thought—I must be with you, have you hold me. Mugs be damned! “

“ Woe, how cruel you are, Emet-Selch! To consign me to the cold, hard ground so soon after my arduous journey! “ 　Oh, the horror! The horror! He feigns a look of pure despair. “ —and all for the price of a mug of coffee… Woe! “

once again .

삸 🫶

Birds

𝕴 ᥴᥲᥒ’𝗍 s̲a̲v̲e̲ ᥙs , mᥡ 𝕬𝗍ᥣᥲᥒ𝗍іs , ᥕᥱ F̳A̳L̳L̳...

Ha 🎵 des.

Waving hello with a wiggle of his fingers. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Feigning a gasp! Such a cold greeting. 　“ I cannot say ‘hello’ to a dear friend? “

“ Heavens forbid I speak a single word in your presence! Why, perhaps I should just sink away into silence—Never to be heard from again! “

⠀ 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦. 𝙍𝙖𝙜𝙚. 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞. ⠀ «ɪɴғᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ» ⠀