──── Achillea Millefolium ──── • Blood Witch Original Character • South Park / Multiverse OC • Serious & Causal RP • She/Her & They/Them • #OpenRP #OCRP #MVRP #SouthParkRP #SPRP ♡ + ↺ more info below

Uh-huh. . . Dude, I won't lie. I don't see how that gives you a headache now. I'm very confused.

Oh. . . Yeah, that explains it. You probably should drink some water, take a couple aspirin or something.

You're going to work when you look and feel like shit? I think I got a half eaten granola bar if you want it.

No problem, dude. -- She'd get that granola bar from her jacket pocket offering it over. -- Do what you gotta for yourself. Try not to get worse, I can't hang out if you get sick.

Right, I'll trust you on that. Uuum. . . -- She'd shake her head. -- Nope! I still can't even figure out how to put it in a ponytail. But I think Butthole does, I'd ask her if I were you.

Alright! Hope they'll be able to help out. Yeah, I probably should get going too, I'm supposed to be on patrol tonight. Dunno if I'm alone or if someone will be with me, I know it's not you cus you're a busy bee.

You ever see those pictures with the honey bees with their little booties poking out of a flower as they're napping? They're tiny little angels.

Even if you weren't taking the night off dude, I think I'd get my butt kicked by everyone else if I tried to let you work with me. I'll message the chat later if I remember to.

Oh no, dude, you look far worse. Yeah, I'm starting to notice that. Why's the crime rate going up so much? It's not even a holiday like Christmas.

Hey, I'm just keeping it real. You don't want a dishonest friend do you? -- She'd let out a long groan. -- I don't wanna work alongside the Freedom Pussiiiiies! I'm going to take my shot with Douchebag or Cartman.

Ugh, is there really no one else? Captain Diabetes? Super Craig? Fastpass? Are they not available? Mintberry Crunch? Fine, if I need backup I’ll phone them I guess.

So it’s just us three on the team? Lame, I’ll figure something out I guess. Cartman really needs to hurry up though, we need all hands on deck if the crimes are bad enough we need to work in doubles all the time.

Why not? He rushes us all the time. We gotta get a meeting done soon, get everything situated. Oh yeah, your work. I probably should leave you to it and I’ll get ready to patrol?

Maybe he'll change his mind if I threatened to Miku Miku Beam him again? Oh, we're getting both teams for this meeting? Yeah dude! I can do that. I'll let you know what happens.

I need to get a new shirt, it's worn out badly, and I need to update the slits on the back for my wings.

Oh wow, I sure am glad I'm off duty! 🏃‍♀️💨