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With the 1st pick in the 2025 Alligator Alcatraz draft...

They just pretend to be two parties. It’s just one uniparty in reality.

BREAKING: UPenn has agreed to APOLOGIZE for allowing male Lia Thomas to compete on the women's swimming team. They will also vacate all of Thomas' "records" and restore them to the women who rightfully earned them. outkick.com/sports/upenn-a…

On this day, July 1, 2025, I officially became a citizen of the United States of America! 🇺🇸🗽

🚨BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has just revealed a new Thomas Jefferson statue in honor of America’s 250th anniversary.

Trump's Big Ugly Bill is a deal with the devil. It hikes up taxes on people making less than $50,000 while cutting Medicaid and SNAP benefits to give Elon Musk and greedy billionaires a huge tax break. You do the math. Is that worth it to you?

More than 16 million Americans are at risk of losing their health care because Republicans in Congress are rushing to pass a bill that would cut federal funding for Medicaid and weaken the Affordable Care Act. If the House passes this bill, it will increase costs and hurt

🚨 LMAO! Speaker Johnson just made fun of Hakeem Jeffries, and slammed a MASSIVE binder on his lectern, scaring members into thinking he was going to go another 8 hours Thank GOD we’re almost done here 🤣

Redheads Festival, held annually in Dublin, Ireland.

Got back from dinner to find a lady spit on my Cybertruck. I called the cops, they went into the steakhouse and escorted her out, charged her with "interference of property" and she will now have a misdemeanor on her record. She was sobbing while the cops escorted her out.

Just wow! Can we appreciate the fact that a team from Mexico is in Texas helping with the search and rescue. 👏🏽

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The Epstein client list was supposed to be SITTING on Pam Bondi’s desk for review. But months later, the DOJ says no such list even exists. Karoline Leavitt was just asked why there was such a reversal in so little time. Her responses today are raising eyebrows. 🧵 THREAD

Starlink is now available in Qatar! 🇶🇦

Imagine you work in a supermarket and you meet John Travolta in person

The 4th dog is not running.. 🤯

Alex Jones starts crying and says he’s going to throw up after learning about Trump’s cover up of the Epstein files.

What about her little black book? The 97-page book, contains the names and contact details of almost 2,000 people including world leaders, celebrities and businessmen. No one believes there is not a client list.

BREAKING: The Islamist who screamed at a Muslim NYPD officer for stopping rioters from burning down NYC has been revealed as an intern for Zohran Mamdani. These are the lunatics who’ll run the city if he becomes mayor.