Deciding to get up

25 is the new 0 years old

How job hunting feels

woke up at 7am, read until 8am, decided to close my eyes for 30 mins, woke up at 11am

i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing

It took them NINE FUCKING years to talk about feelings

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

my parents at 26: okay, now that we are married & successful in our careers in education/law, time to buy a house & have kids me at 26:

i can’t stop laughing bc this is so me LMFAOOOO

Yo regresando las mancuernas que no aguanté:

Lesbian couple asked ChatGPT to generate them a family.

Every day I look in the mirror and I say it’s time to get more Chinese

I respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m still picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

you guys really weren’t kidding when you said there was a certain scene that marks the beginning of the movie going completely off the rails. my jaw was on the floor, like that was so gaggy. five stars, i cried.

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

gente acabei de descobrir que minha noiva (casamento literalmente ESSA semana) planejou um massacre na escola quando era adolescente e to . simplesmente sem saber como reagir

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

today i visited a cafe ran by an elderly couple and it made me wonder how many times they had to forgive each other