Sir Reginald Falanouc asia murphy phd (river to the sea) This inducts Sir Reginald Falanouc into #EMAJABI Eranecid Mustelid (etc) Alliance of Justice Against Bobcat Imperialism

Reveal day thread: Throughout the day I am going to be looking up the #2021MMM combatants that I have never heard of before. I’ll write a draft of what I think they are like based solely on the name. Then, I’ll look them up and write up my reaction & post it for your amusement.

The Quilluminati have whispered secretly in the shadows for ages, gently and benevolently guiding history towards greater goals. It's not clear yet who they support in #2021MMM but let's hope it's a mustelid or a squirrel. Or perhaps the Harpy Eagle.

Ratatosk ⚡️🐿✨ SyntycheDove Human Person I think we're just going to hang onto #EMAJABI since we first printed stationery in 1962. We still haven't used it up, so we're saving costs. Still, #EMAJABI welcomes with open arms those noble souls whose intentions are pure and aims just. Onward to #2021MMM victory!

Harpy Eagle is the optimal March Mammal Madness victory. Through vast geologic periods dinosaurs kept mammals small and hiding. Even after KT birds evolved to cover the globe and dominate ecological niches. This is the optimal #2021MMM victory. #LetTheDinosWin #DinosaurJustice

May the great Sir Reginald Falanouc #2020MMM a great MMM Warrior, #EMAJABI comrade, and really fascinating mongoose-like mammal unique to Madagascar, live on in the memories of all mammals. #2021MMM en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_f…

if chickadees were any bigger we’d all be in trouble

Harpy eagle talon size comparison relative to select raptors. #2021MMM #TeamDinosaur #JusticeForDinosaurs

Today the handservants were in Lubbock, TX and visited Prairie Dog Town, a very large colony of black-tailed prairie dogs.

I spent part of my morning photoshopping lemurs into classic works of art. First up is the Sistine Chapel Ceiling. #2021MMM

Mustelids (& Viverrids) are like the Gonzaga of March Mammal Madness. They are solid on the fundamentals, savvy and scrappy, and deep in your heart you are always rooting for them. anything else on the overlap list? <checks notes> Also they have never been champion. #2021MMM

The reign of the mini mammals begins! Join the revolution. #2021MMM

Human Person Still sad for dear agouti, such a great species. Also, Vole!? VOLE!? And giant golden mole 😢 #2021MMM

SABER-TOOTHED ANCHOVY DEFEATS PLANKTONIC COPEPOD!!!!! #2021MMM

Hey all, it's was fun on Twitter back in the day, but now it's not a place to be anymore. Peace out.

Twitter is run by a fascist, staying here can do you no good, and will do the fascists good - it's long past time to leave.