Who did this I’m cryyying

COLBERT: “Did you ever think the President of the United States would be celebrating your unemployment?” KIMMEL: “That son of a b*tch … I never imagined there would be a situation in which the President of our country was celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs.”

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!)

Why does Trump think he's going to get away with jacking up health premiums on families by 75% in order to fund a giant tax cut for his billionaire pals? Because he thinks his campaign to repress free speech will keep us quiet. But he's wrong. We are fighting back.

HEY DUMBURGER. IF YOU FINISHED 1ST GRADE OR SPOKE MATH LIKE BRAINY GAVIN C. NEWSOM (“C” IS FOR CALCULUS) YOU’D KNOW YOU CAN'T LOWER BY 1600%. MAX IS 100%. LIKE YOUR CANKLES GREW BY 100%. YOUR APPROVAL DROPPED BY 100%. GOVT SHUT DOWN IS 100% THE FAULT OF JULIUS GEEZER. (YOU! SAD.)

Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

This you, Donald J. Trump?

Thanks, Donald J. Trump!!

Don’t give in to the lies. This is a MAGA shutdown. youtu.be/pcQC9yTHuHc?si…

The US is going to bailout Argentina with your tariff money. Let that sink in

The last 3 government shutdowns: October 1, 2025: President Trump December 22, 2018: President Trump January 20, 2018: President Trump Almost like there is a pattern here.

This was always the plan. Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.

This is an Epstein shutdown.

Talarico: if you read the new testament, Jesus doesn't spend most of his time preaching or teaching or even praying. He spends most of his time healing the sick. Right now, we have politicians in congress with Christ follower in their Twitter bio, but they are kicking the sick

Snipers on the roof‼️ The military on the streets‼️ ICE wearing face mask‼️ This is no longer America the land of the free‼️ We are under siege‼️ The Trump administration has declared war on Americans‼️

🚨HOLY SHIT: Dick Durbin asked Pam Bondi point blank if she consulted with the White House about not releasing the Epstein files AND SHE REFUSED TO ANSWER: “I'm not going to discuss anything about that with you.” THROW THEM ALL IN PRISON.

Holy sh*t Twitter BANNED the creator of this ad because it moves voters 7 pts toward Dems. Voters are DISGUSTED by Trump’s gestapo kidnapping US citizens in Portland and Chicago. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE And follow the ad’s creator Joe Jacobson so Elon can’t silence them!

Crime is out of control in Texas. Texas’ homicide rate is 39% higher than California. But Greg Abbott is busy sending his National Guard to Illinois for stunts. Stop invading other states and clean up your own damn mess, Greg.