I saw a trout walking around on two legs the other day in z4. Not even gonna question it at this point. Radiation? Chemicals? Genetic testing? Who knows. Yes it was somehow still wet.

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all killjoys nowadays say is “make some noise” or “art is the weapon,” how about “shake it and make it jiggle a little.” how about THAT, HUH. let’s start getting CREATIVE people

good morning. i hear jingle bells in the distance

why the hell am i living in a truck… i can’t even drive…

does anybody know how to drive

fun fact - i’m blind. like, actually… freak accident involving a couple bombs… can’t see too much other than basic color, and it’s no better with my glasses…

i hope everybodies having a wonderful christmas…

sorry for the radio static. i haven’t been feeling good - im real sick, actually. something isn’t right.

it happened to me i woke up with pink hair and pronoun

too many doritos

killjoys will do anything but eat some fucking vegetables

woah… i’m sitting on the ground now out with the worst case of sun fever and it finally hit me that the new year is like, a few hours away… crazy, am i right gang?

I HAVE RECOVERED. THE PHOENIX WITCH LOVES ME I AM HER DARLING LITTLE SUNBEAM AND I WILL PROSPER