I'm trying to figure out the dollar amount where stress shopping turns into a real issue.

My mom: “ it’s going to be easy to get these Beyoncé tickets “ Me : #RENAISSANCEWorldTour

Rihanna said “my heart rate going above resting is extra, and I don’t think y’all can afford it. It’s still a good deal though.” #SuperBowl

She needed to fuck Steff, dump Blaine, & keep Ducky as a friend while going off to design school & leaving that town behind. The chemistry with Steff needs to be explored as an intensely pleasurable mistake she can tell her friends about later. I may have issues to work out.

I've been binge watching prior seasons of #CriminalMinds and now I'm having erotic dreams of Hotch telling me "wheels up in 30". I feel like he wouldn't approve.

I'll have you know I'm not merely an appetizer of the devil, but the main course.

Just say no to: Stefan Gwyneth Furries Food in Vaginas

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ELON MUSK HAS A BURNER ACCOUNT WHERE HE ROLE-PLAYS AS A CHILD?!?

Get this baby on the red carpet, these critiques are all we need!

The #MetGala is today! This is not a drill!

if you call me on this website I will personally track down your car and fill the glove compartment with bees

Rome and The Wire are the two best HBO series of all time. FIGHT ME

It tracks.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like Dolly Parton.

*pitching the concept of twitter* what if your diary hated you

I think this video Sheila E. Posted on instagram just restored my faith in humanity

There is only one correct answer here

Pretty much abandoned Twitter for Bluesky and it's EXACTLY like old school Twitter over there. Just a bunch of silliness and current events with little hate or bullshit. And no ads for shady products. Godspeed everyone!

Anybody calling for an “open convention” is drinking something that should be banned by the FDA. Say it with me: Kamala Harris. Period.