New fav lighter

If my dog doesn’t stop farting I stg I’m gonna lose it

These fuck

High key into the new David Blaine show /:

Literal psychos but I love them 🫶🏻

I pop in on this app in stupid little bursts cus I’m just a stupid little girl (I’m 30)

I would literally be so happy to find a morel mushroom

I’m down over 25lbs since February and I’m so happy about it. Still going strong too

Rip never forget that time I got completely dragged online for saying ACAB about the bunny on zootopia /:

Katoe

Took Clive out to potty this morning, didnt feel like being out there holding his lead so I grumbled “GO QUICKLY! AND WITH HONOR!” didn’t realize my neighbor was standing right there. There was also an accent involved /:

Got Anthony a hat rack cus he wanted one but now when I sit on the couch all I see out of the corner of my eye is the benedryl hat man

Or instead, I could not say anything

“Is this perfume or hand sanitizer?”- a game I should not have to play

Just watched the Lisa Frank documentary on prime and Rhonda the HR lady is literally a villain I can’t stand watching this lady cry about how innocent she is when she recklessly ruined peoples lives

I like eating mandarin oranges cus it makes me feel like Timon and Pumba eating those juicy ass grubs

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I stg I’m gonna freak out cus I just got charged 75 cents for a SAUCE PACKET at a fast food place. I can’t handle this shit

Think I’m gonna start twittering again

Jk I’m deleting twitter byeeee