Sky pundits “Jota should had a red card as it’s dangerous play” Sky pundits “quite right Haaland doesn’t get red card as he has eyes on the ball” Make it make sense #LIVTOT

"Who do you think you're speaking to?... I am not going to be spoken to by a Secretary of State who is absolutely not accepting my ruling" Sir Lindsay Hoyle rebukes Kemi Badenoch over announcing changes to Retained EU Law Bill to the media bbc.in/3nSb3Ak

🤷‍♂️ joe.co.uk/news/the-aaron…

Why's Twitter gone to an X? Thought birds tweeted, hence the bird thing. X doesn't make sense.

Outstanding performance from the Europeans to get the Solheim Cup to 8-8 (from 0-4), outstanding #golf #SolheimCup #SolheimCup2023 The Solheim Cup Sky Sports News Sky Sports Golf

Finally got to see Alty play at Oxford City, 10 years after we turned up to a match that had been called off for a waterlogged pictched Altrincham FC #OxfordCity #NationalLeague

If anyone in the UK has mis-placed a traffic cone you might want to check the M1 (Southbound) on a night-time. There's a more or less continuous line of them from Leeds to Nottingham #M1 #cones #traffic #roadworks

Happy PDC Darts World Championships day to all that celebrate 🎯 Let’s get in the mood by watching the greatest leg of darts you will ever see 🔥

Yay another apology... We collect them like nectar points...

Fucking embarrassing.

This was 7 days ago.

You'll never guess what game this was from and what didn't get mentioned 👀

LOL. Englishman Grealish is “clever” but Neville couldn’t wait to call Diaz and Jota divers. I wonder why…

Back in the day when the BBC had great commentators, they had one of the best in Barry Davies. He commentated on some great strikes!

No way Trent has more career Assists than "His biggest rivals" combined. 😭

‘Trent will be a liability against the Mbappe’s’. Meanwhile Walker is being a liability against Slovakia

Trent Alexander-Arnold is better defensively than Kyle Walker. It’s time to stop the gimmick that Walker is good defensively — he hasn’t been for nearly two years

What is annoying me more at the moment than that Slovakian goal is that we didn’t beat Croatia in the 2018 World Cup semi final and we didn’t beat Italy in the last Euro final. Funny how memories resurface init.

If this was Trent, they would have a 2 hour special on ITV later tonight talking about how he can't defend #england

Bruno Fernandes Giving Bernardo Silva advice. Like two rats coming up with a plan to get the cheese